Flat-pack furniture is a fair bargain with a catch. You pay less, you get a piece that fits the room exactly, and then you spend an evening on the floor surrounded by cardboard while one drawer front sits at a crooked angle. Most of what separates a wobbly bookcase from a solid one has very little to do with skill. It comes down to preparation, a handful of inexpensive tools, and not skipping the steps everyone skips.
Assembly goes badly in cramped, badly lit rooms. Clear a floor area roughly twice the footprint of the finished piece, then lay the flattened cardboard box down as a mat. It protects laminate and wood floors from scratches and stops small fittings from vanishing into carpet pile.
Sort the packaging as you go. Tear each carton down and stack it out of the way rather than wading through a rising tide of polystyrene. Keep the parts list and the little bag of spare fittings in one place until the job is done, because you will want them if something goes missing.
Pick your moment. Two clear hours on a Saturday morning beats four tired hours on a weeknight, and mistakes made at 10pm tend to get discovered at 11pm. Anything taller than about a metre is easier with two people, even if the second person only holds a panel steady.
Tip the fittings out onto a tray, a shallow bowl or a muffin tin. Cam locks, cam bolts, dowels, screws and shelf pegs all look similar at a glance, and mixing them up is the single most common cause of a build that has to be taken apart again.
Most manufacturers number the hardware bags to match instruction steps. Leave them sealed until you reach that step. Before you start, count the pieces against the parts list; chasing a missing cam lock is far easier now than halfway through a wardrobe carcass.
Then deal with the panels. Lean them against a wall in the order you will need them and label each one with masking tape and a marker. Side panels are often mirror images of each other, differing only in the position of a few holes. Compare them, mark them left and right, and you will save yourself twenty minutes of confusion later.
Flat-pack guides are mostly pictures, and the order matters more than it looks. Read to the end before you pick up a screwdriver, so you know which panels get fittings early and which are added last. Panels that look identical in a diagram are frequently not identical in your hands.
Watch for two things that catch people out. First, screws that look the right length but are two millimetres short, which will either strip the hole or leave a gap. Second, fittings that must be inserted before two panels are joined. Cam bolts and dowels go in first, every time. If a step feels like it should come later, check the next page before you improvise.
Keep fixings snug rather than locked while the carcass goes together. Once it stands, measure the two diagonals from opposite corners. If they match, the frame is square. If they don't, ease the fixings, push the long diagonal in, and measure again. Only then go around and tighten properly.
Almost every flat-pack hinge has two or three adjustment screws on the mounting plate, controlling height, side-to-side movement and depth. A door that rubs or sits proud usually needs a quarter turn on one of them, not a new hinge. Change one screw at a time and close the door to check before moving on. Drawer runners often have a similar slot adjustment at the front.
Bookcases, wardrobes and chests of drawers can tip forward, particularly when a drawer is pulled out fully. Use the wall anchor supplied and fixings suited to your wall. Brick, plasterboard and old lath-and-plaster all need different approaches, so if you are unsure what is behind the surface, get advice before drilling.
Finish with felt pads under legs and along the base of anything that might slide. Lift furniture to move it rather than dragging it, and check the fixings once more after a week of use, since joints often settle a little.
Some jobs are worth handing over: wall anchors into an unknown wall, a wardrobe that needs two people and a ladder, or a set of units you need finished before the weekend. If you have the flat-packs stacked in a hallway and the tools are still in the shed, a handyman can usually bring the right kit, work through the build in one visit, and leave the packaging in a tidy pile for recycling. Know your limits, and the rest is just patience and a good tray for the screws.
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